If you carry this neat new brief case from Samsonite, terrorists won't attack you because they'll think you're with
the Red Cross.
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Cover your doors and windows with duct tape, because terrorists are scared of tape.
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What does the smell of dead fish
remind you of?
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If you bow to the east, toward Mecca, you'll be spared from a
cloud of poison gas.
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Don't set your house on fire,
it might burn down.
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Don't eat fish when you are being
attacked by terrorists.
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If you're hiding from terrorists, Don't crawl under rubble - you'll get dirty.
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When listening to techno music at a RAVE, you can either sit on the floor in a puddle, or dance like you're running.
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A massage can feel good after dancing really hard at a RAVE - see the lady in the white tent.
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Tshirts, blankets, and dust masks are cool things to bring to a RAVE.
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When you're at a RAVE watching a light show, gasp in amazement!
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This is the first step to learn when learning how to breakdance.
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Don't let that red head in the red dress get caught in the door.
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These towns are easy to find because they are marked with big red pluses
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Is it wiser to spend your money on a nice house or a nice car?
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If you're the 10th caller, you could
win a radio or a tv!
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Pose like this to make a nice portrait for your family album!
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Hey Obi Wan! Check out my light saber!
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Listen to the radio at 3, watch the TV at 4, but by 5 you need to finish that report on your laptop and hand it in.
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Remember that orange soda goes good with fish.
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You don't want to look through the window at ugly people having sex.
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What's behind door #1?
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